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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, St Maarten, Netherlands Antilles
tollfree (800) 417 9361 | phone (599) 545 4323 | fax (599) 545 3316
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The showers in and outside!
Lots of privacy - only 8 units.
Great palm trees in front of your unit.
Wonderful, uncrowded beach steps away
Casual wear-bathing suits, shorts, no shoes
Cookout facility - fun, saves money on food.
Maid service-the ladies were so nice to talk with.
Covered patio for those of us who shouldn't get too much sun.
Magnificent view at all times, rain or shine. All the boats, the drawbridge activity, etc.
Intimacy - you serve as our friend in a foreign land as opposed larger hotels which are very nice but sterile and impersonal.
The neatness and cleanliness - beach is raked, property cleaned up each day.
Restaurants - good, inexpensive ones within walking distance.
Transportation - don't need a car.
Beautiful water, great swimming.
Plenty of chaises and chairs.
Laundry service available.
Our thanks to Jack and Gail West

Jon and I wanted to write you and say thanks so much for the wonderful few days we spent at the Horny Toad guest house! Having the kitchen and private balcony helped us feel almost like we had our own place right on the beach. It was just perfect for us, especially after just returning from St. Kitts, where we'd had to eat out for every meal, which gets exhausting and expensive.

Thank you, and the rest of your staff, for making us feel right at home! The individual >attention, and spacious, spotless accomodations, make your guest house much more of a "luxury" vacation spot than any upscale large resort. We'll recommend you to anyone we encounter who's heading to St. Maarten.

Thanks again,
Jen & Jon Bond